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I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them.

Bob Saget

Bob Saget

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I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

Bruce Forsyth

Bruce Forsyth

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I've liked being Jewish in America - there's a secular version of Jewishness there that's more about bagels and jokes than going to synagogues.

Beeban Kidron

Beeban Kidron

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I told jokes badly.

Don Rickles

Don Rickles

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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

Eugene Ionesco

Eugene Ionesco

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I tell the most horrible jokes.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Emmanuelle Chriqui

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Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

Frank Carson

Frank Carson

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I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write jokes independently of the narrative, then I try to fit them in.

Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney

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I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan

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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.

John Lasseter

John Lasseter

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Pulled pork jokes never get old.

Joel Edgerton

Joel Edgerton

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Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.

Jim Fowler

Jim Fowler

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I am constantly the butt of jokes.

Jerry Reinsdorf

Jerry Reinsdorf

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My poems... the ones that start out as jokes become these big ponderous things and the ones that start out ponderous devolve into jokes.

Jess Walter

Jess Walter

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I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

Jonathan Winters

Jonathan Winters

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Jokes are very curious things psychologically.

James Callis

James Callis

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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Keenen Ivory Wayans

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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

Laurence Sterne

Laurence Sterne

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Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.

Lewis Black

Lewis Black

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I could never sit down and write jokes.

Louis C. K.

Louis C. K.

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